“You see this Tshirt and you think: Wow this is cool. My unfulfillment mostly comes from my artistic failures which I often blame on not being cool enough. I make paintings and that is just not cool these days. Being an RCA graduate is not so cool either considering how low this place has gone in the past few years and a lot of my personal cool factor has sunken with it. Also, I'm getting old and my body is aging which is something I have been trying to solve by doing lots of yoga so I'm very excited to wear this tshirt to my Shoreditch cool-people yoga studio once it reopens and reminding the folks of what's up with the eco-crisis and all.”