“This t-shirt certainly has a je ne sais quoi to it, doesn't it? It both invites people to wonder what the crisis is, but also asks them to very kindly please leave you alone. In fact, I myself am left wondering what the crisis is, and if in fact it should say "crises" instead because aren't we all embroiled in many crises of our own? Like yeah of course there's the Global Crisis of climate change, the pandemic etc etc but what about all our own existential crises? Perhaps the true Crisis is being unsure which of the infinite crises this shirt is referring to. Nevertheless, I'll certainly be wearing it to keep busybodies away from me while maintaining an air of cool mystery about me.”