“this kid in school told me I could get free shit here just for posting a comment. who knew? in a market where comments are currency I’m gonna be able to buy whatever the hell I want. I’m 10 years old and my mum won’t give me pocket money. it’s so unfair but I kinda get it, she needs that money for food and rent. all the kids at school have playstations except me. I’ll just have to spend my free time leaving comments instead. my mum spends all day working in a packaging warehouse. this kid at school said my mums job was like a Christmas elf. I dunno if she feels that way. she doesn’t act like an elf, she’s too tired to sing. she told me when she was a kid she wanted to be an artist but then she had me and now we can’t afford it. maybe I’ll tell her about this site. she could design something for you guys. the only problem is we need real money in return, not comments. do you think you guys could help?”